1. We should have a tgirl for president. There would be no more wars, just some really intense negotiations every 28 days. (source unknown) 2. If you take a girl home tonight, and you find that her clitoris is just a touch too prominent, and that her ovaries are hanging really low, you might have ended up with one of our contestants. (Mistress of Ceremonies, Soldier's Girl) 3. You're going to need a bigger boat. Jaws (1974) 4. I'll be back (Terminator) 5. When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. - Robert Pirsig 6.  I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and ignorance,  and then sends me to hell if I'm 'bad'. - Mike Fuhrman 7. Gods dont kill people. People with Gods kill people. - David Viaene 8. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish. - Anonymous 9. As far as I can tell from studying the scriptures, all you do in heaven is pretty much just sit around all day and praise the Lord. I don't know about you, but I think that after the first, oh, I don't know, 50,000,000 years of that I'd start to get a little bored. - Rick Reynolds 10. I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. - Stephen Roberts 11. The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. - Richard Dawkins 12. I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. - Susan B. Anthony 13. I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence. - Doug McLeod 14.It wasn't lesbians, gays or transgendered people that crashed planes into buildings on 9/11/01. It was religious fanatics. Save the planet, ban religion. - source unknown 15.I'm not anti-authority. I'm anti-moron. 16. Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while they are going to heaven somehow make me very glad that we're going to separate destinations. - source unknown. 17.Marriage is a human right, not a heterosexual privilege. - source unknown . 18.Why do we even call it GID? Do heterosexuals get tagged as having some kind of Heterosexual identity disorder? - Bobbie Jo . 19.Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? -Ernest Gaine 20.The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. -Lynn Lavner 21.When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one. -Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988 22. It's absolutely stupid that a woman can give her body away scott free with no problem, but if she tries to make some money off of it, then all of a sudden it becomes a crime. What group of morons made that law?. Bobbie Jo 23.Recent studies have shown that blowjobs are good for breakfast, they come with a sausage, two nuts and a protien shot!! so stay healthy girls.......suck a dick!!! Bobbie Jo is staying quite healthy. 24.If At First You Don't Suck Seed...Keep Sucking 25.To me-(from an admirer) - "BobbieJo, you are a woman that was born to please men." Thank you, I agree, I couldn't have said that better myself. 26.ONCE YOU'VE HAD TGIRL, YOU'LL NEVER GO BACK 27."Christianity- The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... Yeah......that makes sense" 28.It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time." — Tallulah Bankhead 29."When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." — Matt Groening, from "Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk" 30."Selling is legal, fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal ?" — George Carlin. 31."It's not easy spelling bukkake. Especially with your mouth full." 32.This would be a question I would ask, after all, my initials are BJ for a reason. "When the surgeon came to see her on the morning after her operation, the young woman asked her somewhat hesitantly how long it would be before she could resume her sex life. 'I really haven't thought about it', gulped the stunned surgeon. 'You're the first patient who's asked me that after a tonsillectomy!' 33.Doesn't it strike you as mildly ironic that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place ?" — George Carlin. 34. Against Gay Marriage? Then Don't Get One and Shut the Fuck Up. 35.Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso. All for Zorro stand up and say so. - From Zorro, the Gay Blade 36. I Dont Need Anger Management ... You Just Need To Stop Pissin Me Off !! - source unknown